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 | Posted: July 13th, 2010 Edited: July 19th, 2010 | Quote, Reply |
CONTEST COMPLETE
and the winner is... Moosejaw's official jury decided after 14.2 minutes of deliberation that Logan Kennedy wins for:
Break one of your legs or arms. Then get her to sign your cast. If she doesn't sign her name say "you gotta sign your name so I remember who it came from!"
Logan: we sent you a message over FB. Reply to claim your prize.
Moosejaw asks: "I forgot the girl's name that I always flirt with at Sunday bingo. Post your best ideas to figure it out without letting her know I forgot or using the word 'transcendental.'" Reply Now
Rules: Add your idea(s) as a reply to this thread. Anything goes. Post as many ideas as you can come with.
Winner: The winner will be announced Monday, July 19th 2010.
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jakefromvegas
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I sure hope I'm not the only one that had to google 'transcendental'.
Show her your drivers license picture, laugh at it then ask to see her drivers license picture. Always a smooth move.
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Tell her you want to go climbing with her the following weekend, and ask for her phone number. Tell her to go ahead and call your phone, so you can see her missed number. Then ask her how she spells her name, or better yet, ask her to type her name in herself into your phone.
Name recovery success, and hopefully a date too!
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This one is pretty easy. Simply ask them, "What's your name?" and when they reply with their first name act like you've been caught off guard and say, "I meant your last name, silly! I KNOW your first name."
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Get a friend to go to Bingo with you and "Forget" to introduce him. Have him introduce him and get her name in front of you and BAM! you have her name!... Smooth and simple...
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You could ask her to add you on facebook or myspace, if she doesn't have one then open up +new contact on your phone and ask for her number and give her your phone
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Bingo? You forgot a woman's name you met at Bingo? Look, you're at Bingo on a Sunday night 'cause you don't have a life. Don't deny it. Are you sure you want anything to do with a woman who goes to Bingo on a Sunday night 'cause she also has no life? Didn't think so... now get outa there and find a woman who has a life, and you will regain yours. Trust me on this. Bingo?
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Wait until one of her friends comes by then approach her. Ask the friend how they know each other and hope that the friend mentions her name.
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Approach the girl and say, "Hi there, beautiful. You know, I was working on a transcendental poem the other day. Pathetic me -- I can't spell worth a lick. It's embarassing. Anyway, you are mentioned as the main character in the poem but as I polish it up, I'd like to know the correct spelling to your name. I owe it to you! Can you spell it for me?"
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transcendentally speaking, if a guy at bingo forgot your name, how hard would it be for him to get you to french him next tuesday?
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you could always go the goofy route. flirt with her like you're just meeting for the first time. pretend you're flabbergasted by her beauty and introduce yourself whilst kissing the back of her hand.
a curtsey wouldn't hurt, either.
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otto_laryn@yahoo.com
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Sit close and conspicuously write your first name and last initial on the top of your card. When she notices casually look at her card(s) and feign surprise that she hasn't done the same. Tell her you heard that someone in the area was ripped off by the gentleman next to her before she could call 'Bingo'. The guy had been watching her card as she got close and was already reaching as she brought her stamp down. It was over so fast none of the people around them could say for sure what had happened. Embellish as needed. If she follows suit it would be a good time to ask what the initial stands for...discuss heritage, food...a [blank] restaurant that has [foo]. Now you're almost out of the bingo parlor :)
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Pay someone a 200$ Moosejaw.com gift card to go ask what her name is, without implicating you at all....
Its capitalism.
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This is easy, do something simple like a game. Write out the alphabet and assign each letter a number starting with A=0, B=2, C=3... (one exception all vowels are = to 0) then tell her that you want to figure out her Bingo, "Lucky Number". Hand her a sheet of paper, and ask her to right down her full name. If she gives you her middle name just discard it. Then take every 3rd letter and get it's numeric value from your alphabet. Add up those values and you get her lucky number. Then have her watch for it that night and see if it manifests into it's own luck. Yours will improve because you can call her by name from then on. This greatly improves communication on many fronts.
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Tell her you have some friends shooting a Bingo documentary that will be in later that night. Tell her they asked you to have any of your friends in the class sign a release form. After bingo make a show of calling them and chewing them out for not showing up to film that night.
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I mean any of your friends at Bingo not in your "class". I was getting another one of my ideas mixed up in my typing there.
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Break one of your legs or arms. Then get her to sign your cast. If she doesn't sign her name say "you gotta sign your name so I remember who it came from!"
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Strike up a conversation about how it's funny how nobody spells your name right. Ask her if anybody spells her's differently. When she responds exclaim, "That is SOOO transcendental! By the way I like your hair tonight." Subject changes are key.
SQUIRREL!
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Simple, simple, simple- Bingo halls are always having raffles and crazy contests...just go to the bathroom and when you come back, pull two pre-planted raffle tickets out of your pocket- tell her that you got one for her because she's too pretty not to be lucky. Have her write her name and phone number on the ticket! BAM!!!- name, number and and a piece of paper to keep it on (so you don't forget it again). Just go back and pretend to drop it off with to some old lady (bonus points for being kind enough to deliver it).
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Ask her her age....then say "there is no way you are that old, I'll bet you dinner that your aren't" Then make her bust out the ID. You get her name and a dinner date.
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jjuran
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Ask her out on a date. Proceed to spill something on her. When she is in the bathroom, dig through her purse for her liscense. If she comes back midway through the search to find you up to your elbow in her bag simply say, "I have been longing to kiss you all night, but my breathe is not desireable. I was hoping to find a mint so I can satisfy my urge."
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elamb9
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Ask her to to sign a petition to restore bingo rights for women in Turkmenistan.
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rtbeard
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Ask me, she's my sister.
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Ask her if she can spell her name backwards...and tell her if she can, you'll give her a kiss as a prize.
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Have a friend of yours run in and steal her purse. When he gets around the corner, have him dig through and look at her license. Then he can give the purse back to you, tell you her name and then you can be the hero! Make up a daring story about how you fought off the assailant and his 2 (or 5) armed friends. Make sure your friend gives you a black eye.
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I have a foolproof 12-step plan (with only 7-steps)
1. Follow her home form bingo, find out where she lives
2. Buy ski mask
3. Wait outside her house with ski mask on at night
4. When she comes out, snatch her purse
5. RUN!!
6. Look inside stolen purse for drivers license
7. Presto (I have no idea what presto actually means)
Step 8 - use $200 gift card on new climbing shoes and rope. Win $200 but end up spending tons of my own money at Moosejaw. Smart!
SK1
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clewttu
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1 part rohypnol, 1 part sodium pentathol, 1 part fibercon - mixed into said woman's beet-colada at bingo (going on a limb here and guessing her name was Betty White, chica is fiiiine yo)
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Kidnap the person who normally draws the numbers and replace them with your wingman. Take a picture of your friend's bingo board and text it to said wingman. He will announce a round of Bingo with a special prize. Have him ensure that she wins. When she does win he will make a huge production of it, bring her up front, ask her name, and announce it name to everyone!
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Simply ask to see her AARP (Amercan Association of Retired Persons) membership card -- since obviously if you are flirting with her a Bingo she must be a cougar of advanced age! :)
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You'll definitely have to come hard with the rap game...that is challenger her to a rap battle.
Now if you are an old school free-styler from 50 minutes south of Detroit (like myself), then this is just another night at the club. But if you are not, then practice, practice, practice.
Just throw a sick beat out there and tell her she has to follow your lead...
Example:
My name is Zac
and this might seem a little whack
But I just have to bust this flow
to start off this night of Bingo...
It doesn't have to be pretty
and this might seem a little lame
But all you need to do
Is start off with your name...
Very important to keep beatboxin so she can spit those rhymes
Good luck!
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By the way MooseJaw,
It is funny I just saw this on Spadout cuz I just placed an order early this afternoon.
LTM
MJ-4-LIFE
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brettbrown
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Make up a nickname for her and call her by that. Eventually someone will call her by name but it won't matter by then.
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did anyone suggest to be writing something and simply ask her to spell her name for you, as you write.
tell her it's a love story.
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StevenBopp
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Ask her if she has a facebook/myspace page and if she replies yes ask her the name of it, if she says it's my name than ask her how she spells it, because there are multiple spellings of almost every name.
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peatytheamp
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Purchase a couple of packs of, "Hello, my name is..." cards, and sharpies. Arrive early to Bingo and start passing them out as people come in. Make sure you already have yours on and give one to her as she walks in. Inconspicuously glance at hers while she is looking somewhere else.
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"Hey there. You seem familiar. Do we know each other? Sorry, I was in a climbing accident this weekend and I have a little amnesia but it's getting better. My friend said I saved a little dog's life as it got too close to a ledge and then I apparently slipped falling a good 30 foot but was lucky to have landed on a relatively soft landing. Anyway, things are coming back but I can't seem to recall your name."
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call her sud besuave, she'll correct you and make sure you show a little embarassment, she'll think you're sensitive.
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i meant call her susan, be suave about it
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marks
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Contest Complete. See the top post for the winner.
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eswanson
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When you see her across a room, run over towards her yelling "Mildred! Hey, Mildred!" or some other name it couldn't possibly be. It will still probably get her attention, at least if she remembers you. When she says "My name isn't Mildred," say, "I know. Sorry, I forgot your name, but I had to yell something."
Alternatively, keep calling her things like "girl, babe," etc., until you get married. The priest will say "Do you, (girl's name), take this man to be your husband?" Bingo!
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